Subliminal Sex Audios – Are they a thing?

TLDR; Go buy this subliminal sex audio. Got time to read? Good, read on.

Subliminal Sex Audios – Are They Real?????

 

My dear friend, that’s a great question. I am glad you asked! I never knew what those were before 2014. But then I somehow managed to find my way into the subliminal arena through another interest of mine, pheromones. I instantly hopped onto an alpha male subliminal, then moved onto a subliminal sex audio. What a wild ride that was! I literally manifested so many girls into my reality that it was unreal. But that’s what you can expect out of a subliminal sex audio, right? You know back when I was a novice at subliminals, I purchased this super expensive program called DMSI, and while I did get some results, I feel like I wasted 200 bucks because it was just a beta testing program, and here we are 3 years later and the program still doesn’t work like it’s supposed to. I’m so glad I found subliminal club because they’re so much cheaper, and they’re so much better! There’s no RESISTANCE on subliminal club subs, and especially on Sex & Seduction.

I’ve been using S&S for a couple months now, and it’s insane how many girls there are in my life right now. I actually have had to go ghost on my social circle because I’m starting to get this notoriety among them for being a hopeless flirt. Since I did that, though, I’m still continuing to flirt with girls online. Cuz you know, how can I not?

So since I have all this time now to flirt with girls online, I’ve been making great use of it. I have a few girls right now all over the united states that are under my seductive spell thanks to this subliminal. If you’ve read any of my other posts, you know I also have a youtube channel. One of these chicks told me a couple months ago that she has watch parties with her girls where they watch my videos together. That’s nuts! I’m literally on her tv, while this girl is on the phone with her friend and probably fingerbangs herself while watching me.

Okay, yeah, she’s not in your city, so you haven’t had sex, so your results don’t count. Okay, but she’s flying over here in a couple weeks to see me, and she’s paying for the entire trip. All I gotta do is go pick her up from the airport and it’s on, Donkey Kong!

But what about the other girls? There’s this chick about 15 hours away who found me through youtube, who I’m going to go visit in the summer time. We’ve got everything planned out already, and the chemistry was on fire since the day we met online.

Okay stop bragging about your online escapades. Okay I will, because that’s not really that relevant. What exactly do you have to do with this subliminal sex audio?

Well, the hardest part of it is coming up with $35 to get the subliminal. Which, if you can’t find a way to get $35 to buy this shit, then you have bigger problems on your hands and you should go get a job because a jobless dude is NOT sexy. The second hardest part is pressing the play button every night. Seriously, that’s the next hardest thing to do. ALL YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO DO IS PRESS PLAY and have the subliminal sex audio play on loop all night. Then watch as your reality unfolds before you!

But don’t take my word for it. You should probably look for subliminal club reviews online or something, but it’s up to you, really.

Peace guys, and Happy Hunting! 😉

Still reading? Go buy the subliminal sex audio.